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本帖最后由 alex1988 于 2016-3-5 17:24 编辑 5 j1 a4 M/ l# G. {& i
' @- B4 B; u, w* l$ R3 _- I; B君不见黄河之水天上来,奔流到海不复回。
. {" u0 x3 e% H$ U最近忙着学习,也忙着面试,想找一家公司上班去,闲着蛋疼无聊的时候,居然又拿起手机看了一会唐诗(远在异国他乡求学,周边全是黑不溜秋的小菲妞,我TMD居然在星巴克里拿出手机看唐诗,不知道这算是装B呢还是好学?欢迎拍砖。)可是这一次再读李白的将进酒的时候,我TNND居然笑了!笑的周围的小菲妞们莫名其妙的,我也有点小尴尬,于是乎,就打开天策,上来扯扯犊子,分享一下。
+ m9 Y2 U/ i. `% x原诗:将进酒
2 N' h6 _8 B/ \/ D作者:李白* z1 P( p* d7 ^' W$ C- q5 b9 k
君不见高堂明镜悲白发,朝如青丝暮成雪。; \0 f2 p/ A, w* X
人生得意须尽欢,莫使金樽空对月。5 o) A5 s8 s& s0 \2 }: W( j5 o
天生我材必有用,千金散尽还复来。
. k" D. s8 m7 L/ g6 y+ m0 T o/ X烹羊宰牛且为乐,会须一饮三百杯。
$ j6 ]# X1 }" D$ Z2 ]2 G% K岑夫子,丹丘生,将进酒,杯莫停。3 T4 e3 l) g, d; H3 x- D1 p0 V
与君歌一曲,请君为我倾耳听。6 s% }! V3 P. z! F' V
钟鼓馔玉不足贵,但愿长醉不复醒。% ]: j' K8 X! b# |/ I
古来圣贤皆寂寞,惟有饮者留其名。
/ k& S7 ~( v) J6 \ D: c陈王昔时宴平乐,斗酒十千恣欢谑。
# m9 U, f2 z: h$ C主人何为言少钱,径须沽取对君酌。
. [/ ?) M) J& b五花马,千金裘,呼儿将出换美酒,与尔同销万古愁。
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1 c3 j( P4 ]# N' O9 z老铁啊!你TMD想想,咱吹牛B起得来时候,滔滔不绝,就像黄河之水一样,奔流到海,酣畅淋漓,你TMD的再想想,咱们在那里对着镜子觉得自己老了,头发都花白了,真TMD的不值当啊!* t- \, V7 u% \- O% ^" I8 E
老铁啊!人活着啊,一辈子就TMD图个爽!别TMD空着酒杯在那里干坐着?你说是不是这个道理啊?5 T5 F6 c1 @9 M" Y( w7 Y i
老铁啊!咱这样的人才,肯定是绝对的NB的存在,钱嘛,那还是个事?花了就花了!输了就输了!淘宝就淘宝了!用了肯定能赚回来的!别郁闷啊!
0 H% V0 Q9 k& O5 a+ C老铁啊!你看着羊羔!这牛犊子!多TMD的肥啊!杀了炖了整酒去!多爽啊!一人搞他个三五斤酒,喝他个云里雾里,肯定爽,对不?1 ^! Q; v" m2 y7 |5 J7 E
老铁啊!你看看,我带来这俩哥们,老岑,小丹,他俩合起来都尼玛一杯接一杯的,那酒杯都尼玛的锵锵锵的碰的响不停,这才是喝酒,对不?
- R0 Y- s+ }2 x( p v7 ?老铁啊!我对你说,这尼玛的唱小曲的妹子,这尼玛的盘里的下酒菜虽然都不错,很地道,也不便宜,但是,这算啥啊!对不?3 K( v( S/ L2 t. q9 L0 j* ^
老铁啊!人生在世,喝酒最爽,你看,这喝的迷迷糊糊,看啥都飘飘然的,是不是很爽?1 O* ]( t- E. @! b9 @* a
老铁啊!我告诉你!人活一世,无论多牛B,喝酒不行的,都尼玛的没人记得住的!能喝的,能玩的,才能出名!(旁白:是啊!比如说少帅张学良)
! k% y" w! @0 u( J% K0 R% u* z老铁啊!你不行的话你看看曹操的儿子曹植,那喝酒泡妞,和他爹一样牛B,(虽然他没打过什么仗)但是三国历史,你能记得住谁?曹植肯定记得住吧!这娃喝酒老NB了!一喝就是千八百杯的!想怎么玩就怎么玩!5 o( W" O0 m) X/ W+ G
老铁啊!你TMD的别说没钱,扯那犊子干啥呢!继续上酒,喝!喝倒算数!喝爽为止!) [+ y& K, ?: E6 U4 V
老铁啊!你看!你那宝马五系,几十万啊!你看你身上那貂!十几万啊!我操!赶紧叫你儿子给你拿去当了钱买酒去!老弟今天陪你的喝个天昏地暗,喝个开心痛快!这TMD是感情深一口闷,感情铁喝出血,喝到一佛升天二佛涅槃才是真的爽啊!
& ~( h# ] ?" a) q$ A4 ?% v8 f2 D: J——纵观此诗,最后这一句绝对是点睛之笔:什么牛B的话都让李白,李大仙人给说了!什么牛B的事也都让李白,李大仙人给做了!好酒好菜吃到倾家荡产,不过,这钱都不是咱李大仙人掏的! X+ F2 r0 F8 E/ {, v! i
读后心得:要想混吃骗喝,一定要敢吹牛B,敢说话,嗓门要大,说的要理直气壮,不仅如此,还要比买单的更豪放,更好爽,让他觉得直接不买单都尼玛的不好意思!为什么李白能斗酒诗百篇?都是骗酒喝练出来的!为啥人人都记得李白的诗?我擦!你要是被他忽悠着把宝马车都给买了,把貂皮大衣都给当了去买单请他喝酒,一觉醒来,你还能忘记他忽悠你的话?这事别说很多次了,哪怕就是一次,你也要上今日头条啊!所以,李白,李大仙人多年骗人请客买酒吃破产N人的典故,方法,还有那些话自然是传遍千里,流传千年了!写到这里,我想各位爷也看够了吧?还有版主!各公司的客服,你们也看爽了吧?既然爽了,那兄弟我也不多说了:什么华小芬啊,活跃币啊,经验啊,赶紧加啊!不把我弄醉了,我咋继续给你们吹啊!!!1 ^4 U$ C$ V$ ^: L1 i4 V8 h6 V8 R1 v4 ^
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0 ^$ Y6 D* x- }. V5 X U一年多不赌了,现在也就是把以前的那些账号翻出来,拿反水下下注,关于赌,有很多东西可以写,就怕写多了,号召更多的人去赌了。哈哈 |
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