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当我打完麻将回到家中时，第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服，心中咯噔一下，心想完了，出大事了！, |+ m! m. H7 W. i
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在网上菠菜，我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话，我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管，我连密码都不知道，还有我的身份证、户口本，都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来，可还没来得及把身份证弄出来，就被老婆发现了。
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1 c- ]2 ^' E4 U- X$ p4 S7 D 老婆说：我看你最近很忙，忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有，我是实在看不下去了，人靠衣裳马靠鞍，大夏天的，衣服要勤换勤洗！( b6 s1 I& j. l* Y. C, V
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! F5 M( p6 v% `- K1 u: M 老婆说：一个大男人，要有大志，要想方设法去赚钱养家，你看看你，天天就知道打麻将，你再这样下去，人都会废掉的。$ \- [9 u5 D( D9 {" D3 }; F& ^
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* _/ q1 @+ n. u# _( e 老婆突然温柔起来，说：我知道你会以家庭为主的，今晚我给你包饺子吃！
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