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~*胸毛出品*~:【胸毛课堂第一讲】如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱
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本帖最后由 彪悍胸毛迎风飘 于 2015-7-9 05:16 编辑 " K* h1 A" y4 k- R
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胸毛课堂开课啦!!首次尝试性开办不科学教学,如果有教的不对的地方,那就对了!
6 y8 ?# f2 [7 A' Z欢迎大家经常和我进行学术上的探讨,如果你对人生有什么迷茫和不解,请及时联系我,我会指引你在人生的歪路上越走越远! , V/ p( M- {2 \9 N" ]
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( V3 B4 e2 c7 d4 v s那么今天,胸毛叫兽就来给大家亲自示范:如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱
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好了,大家看我和我媳妇儿的聊天看得过瘾吗?(过瘾~~~~~~)4 L% v, z9 \( i
% C: |: g# P5 A" [过瘾个大头鬼!!!说了这是课堂,叫兽是要教你们东西的!/ Z0 I! L, o3 h
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& U+ n2 H1 A! }) m% L/ S走过路过不要错过了啊!不收费的大课堂,不要钱的老叫兽,三千年难得遇一回了啊! |
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红底裤大人,我要先问好,医药费不用我负责吧?
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2 k" a8 ^2 {9 N( N:lol好学生,值得鼓励!!叫兽给你呱唧呱唧( _$ P1 u, Q, e8 n) m1 A
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:lol可以说啊,玩了一种网游,这种网游名字叫败家乐
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! N0 l8 L6 @( C& F4 m2 ]{:4_145:}如玉,什么时候咱们也来上一课吧?
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! Z- G% d& @3 u" x1 f* \* C; {{:4_145:}这不是怕,这叫策略,懂吗?
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9 W6 C6 N: K, x; E) H8 W{:4_145:}感谢捧场啊,大家喜欢就好
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{:4_153:}不管几级奖励,老夫都不嫌弃!!哈哈哈哈,重要的是教书育人嘛
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$ Y# d" L3 s5 j4 s0 D9 Q, C:lol这款电子游戏的名字叫败家乐和lun盘! G. ^( z3 W& l( y1 F$ I
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& ~$ ]" L' b8 _1 X5 Z; _) l{:4_143:}明明是千年一遇!!!, f" v3 v7 O+ F5 [0 {' O! i
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