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[优质好贴] ~*胸毛出品*~:【胸毛课堂第一讲】如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱
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本帖最后由 彪悍胸毛迎风飘 于 2015-7-9 05:16 编辑 " K* h1 A" y4 k- R

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胸毛课堂开课啦!!首次尝试性开办不科学教学,如果有教的不对的地方,那就对了!

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欢迎大家经常和我进行学术上的探讨,如果你对人生有什么迷茫和不解,请及时联系我,我会指引你在人生的歪路上越走越远!
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相信不少网赌的小伙伴们都是地下工作者,但是终有一天输大了,纸包不住火怎么办?

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那么今天,胸毛叫兽就来给大家亲自示范:如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱

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好了,大家看我和我媳妇儿的聊天看得过瘾吗?(过瘾~~~~~~)4 L% v, z9 \( i

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来来来,胸毛叫兽给你们划一下重点,都拿笔记好了:2 b0 g. x% O+ D% A, M9 L' g
如果要坦白一个不好的消息,那么可以尝试先宣布个超坏的消息,这样当对方听到不那么坏的消息时,反应也会平和许多。% Y, g" P, O/ r8 J6 w0 X- n

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胸毛叫兽有话说:小赌怡情,大赌伤身,强赌蛋炸菊裂!下课!!!
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无敌蜡笔小鑫123 发表于 2015-7-9 05:265 d! g: ~6 l  w6 A& M1 T
没有经历过的都赶紧来看看了。

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版主11 发表于 2015-7-9 06:29) m: T+ [! V7 ~8 T
叫兽~~你老婆喊你回家快点回家,让你买个早饭跑了那么久。

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版主04 发表于 2015-7-9 05:31- Y7 J3 K8 m$ K& P( B
好主意有机会我也试试,不过那天我要是夜班没出现就说明在养伤
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红底裤大人,我要先问好,医药费不用我负责吧?
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miracle20 发表于 2015-7-9 07:01
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:lol不是一家人不进一家门嘛
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飞鹰坠落 发表于 2015-7-9 09:129 Y& X; f; h' c2 I4 F% a7 F
我居然一字不落看完了。哈哈。真有意思啊。

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jbbqhy 发表于 2015-7-9 09:14
6 O/ \2 h; r6 h胸毛课堂怎么半夜开讲了

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风风火火 发表于 2015-7-9 09:17
9 B! I  N* I6 j; p! }9 t$ O! K; F这个网赌都不敢跟自己的老婆说的吧啊
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:lol可以说啊,玩了一种网游,这种网游名字叫败家乐
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csttpp2013 发表于 2015-7-9 09:27
5 _9 w% J" w2 {! N$ x) o# R( F  g这个办法不好啊,差点要了两个人的命
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俏颜如玉 发表于 2015-7-9 09:344 ?* [7 n: c- \) D! e
咱叫兽的讲解真是声情并茂啊

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iskanes 发表于 2015-7-9 09:39
1 Y2 j" \+ @3 {" q. [看来胸毛也是个怕老婆的啊

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底层小屁民 发表于 2015-7-9 10:01
  G8 h! f- \1 Q( ?哇塞 最后那个 玩的是虚拟账户 真是叫绝啊
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云飞扬 发表于 2015-7-9 10:05
" N& k. \- m0 S) L$ ^2 w3 L' g这聊天记录看的是相当过瘾啊

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空虚寂寞冷 发表于 2015-7-9 10:16
' t- Y/ [: F# N建议A级奖励的啊。。这招可真好啊。
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{:4_153:}不管几级奖励,老夫都不嫌弃!!哈哈哈哈,重要的是教书育人嘛
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远韵 发表于 2015-7-9 10:21
. m3 u. m# u- d* O5 e) E胸毛打电子游戏充值那么多啊

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smet 发表于 2015-7-9 10:292 G" N0 Z. x  ~+ D
没事还是别玩大了,那么高的楼,照张相都觉得害怕的

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ckh3108 发表于 2015-7-9 10:30
: M8 b& P& V  b5 y6 v楼主真的是百年难得一遇的人才啊

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