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本帖最后由 海蓝莹莹 于 2016-8-14 17:48 编辑 & I1 J5 P o! G3 v2 u
. o$ H1 S$ f# E) f各位亲带精神高度集中的游戏过程结束后，可以看点令人放松的笑话哟，会对您的精神方面有很大好处的~
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1、正在午觉，老公走过来色色地说：美女，我能摸一下你的胸罩吗？就单纯摸一下胸罩而已。
& N' B) \# b6 P. l* D' H4 O/ Q我抬头看看他说：好呀，阳台晾的有俩呢，摸完顺便收进来。 2、今天给媳妇做了一桌好吃的，媳妇落座之后撒娇的说：老公，你天天给人家做这么多好吃的，又是洗衣又是做饭，那我在家里不就成花瓶了。: I4 _' w* b/ x5 F [; S
我抬起头看了看媳妇，默默的说了一句：花瓶？你最多也就是个坛子。 3、老婆：老公，你们男人真的认为女人为衣服，兄弟为手足的吗？( J4 [# h! g7 B7 J
老公：嗯。衣服虽多，却只能穿一件最喜欢的；手足虽少，却都是真心相待的。% r( E A( n. x6 g
老婆：老公，我好感动啊！
( k. J: s9 t7 \2 n1 L老公：可我还是想要很多件衣服。 4、媳妇说：亲爱的以后就叫我女王吧！
# T5 g. b9 t, Z# z% w" d: `我说：女王吧。。。( ?, G+ i0 w* l% l
媳妇娇滴滴的说：不是了，是两个字。- B9 r7 P- V1 p# r
我说：王吧。。。 5、老婆什么都好，就是太自私了，有好东西不懂得分享。
. \, `" C2 t% n* ~# j我今天教育她：“有那么好的老公别自己享受，让你闺密们都享受一下啊！”
5 O( o' b( V- x8 d; P. E$ \结果，她倒把我教育了一番。不说了，教育得屁股疼。。。 6、闺蜜老家的花店老板。说昨天七夕有对情侣来店里，开心的迎上去，结果人家女孩抱着花，拍了照片就放回去了。。。3 q6 N* f! s9 O) H
只听那男的说：宝贝儿，买花的钱我们可以去吃大餐了，还不耽误你晒照片。 7、一男生在桥上向一女生求婚，女生说：“下辈子，下辈子我一定嫁你。”
) ^5 m0 D+ \5 Q+ M- y于是，男生做了一个令人感动的事，他抱着女生从桥上跳了下去！ 8、女：我嫁给你以后，我不能混到去要饭吧！
6 p" r% b8 p8 s2 F+ H$ w3 y9 y0 j男：“必须不能，放心吧，我去要！！” 9、A：如果你在玩游戏女朋友给你打电话，让你陪她逛街，你会去吗？% K2 a. b) u8 i" b
B：这还问吗，肯定会毫不犹豫的退游戏。& ^4 ` L* E# i/ b$ w: x4 i: a
A：你这种人不多了啊！
, |& V; d8 D4 q4 W# T/ tB：是的，毕竟游戏和命比起来，肯定后者重要。9 T4 M0 [$ I" Y6 [& G
A。。。 10、上星期天，单身狗的我中午去哥家里蹭饭。# o8 W( B4 Q3 K5 X4 a c# c
饭后嫂子带着侄儿在看电视，我就去找我哥聊天，问我哥：怎么才能找个温柔贤惠做家务的老婆呢？* \! Y6 t# C& g. C1 x7 C
我哥说：“我还想知道呢，别影响我刷锅，一会还要洗衣服呢!” 11、女朋友要是跟你说：老公，我肚子疼。2 q6 \, E% e. W; e+ }% t3 d7 F
千万别回答：喝热水。如果你回答了，这就意味着你要给她买个包才能平息这个事件。也不能回答：我带你去医院，如果去了，就要意味着，你要花挂号费，医药费，医疗费，外加一顿大餐。/ f+ h1 V( L" t( D: d# Z
记住：女朋友说：老公，我肚子疼。你要回答：你别逗了，你哪有肚子？ 1 L) M: x: {; H# `" {
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莹莹温馨提示： 亲们要抱着平常心做事哦，有时候会得到意想不到的成功的~ 各位亲们要注意多多休息，过度的劳累对身体损害很大，各位大大要时刻记住，身体是革命的本钱啊，在娱乐之余可以看点搞笑的东西来放松自己哦~ 希望各位大大们多多关注莹莹家【海蓝博】，今后莹莹每星期都会发帖，会为带来大家更好更给力的优惠，还有好的心情，莹莹祝大大们开开心心每一天~ # u* C. A1 b# T
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