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1.赌城边上的一个生意人在街上碰到一个衣着不齐的流浪汉一样的人。 那人向生意人诉苦道:“先生,您能施舍我50块钱吗?我已经有两天两夜没有吃饭了。” 生意人瞥了一眼四周密密麻麻排列着的DC,怀疑地问道:“我怎么知道你不会拿这钱去赌?” 那人急忙辩道:“不会的!赌的钱我已经要到了!”& I3 M N3 W5 t, U
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2.有一个赌棍,每次DB都会带自己的女友去,而且每次都会赢!有一天女友终于按捺不住了,问男友:“你怎么每次赌都带我去,是不是想用我的美色勾引他们?”; Q( h, g1 I6 z3 M
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男友不屑地回答道:“你想哪儿去了,我带你去是吓他们的!”
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1 v5 a% Q4 \1 t3.老公爱打MJ,有天上小学的女儿对他说:老湿说打麻将是Dubo,会被JC抓走的。' R2 H% u. V* P' S
" f6 s: x" H/ Y9 V( P4 I# }老公:怕啥呀,万一我被判刑了,你可以给老爸送饭啊。! ~3 u5 V5 N0 d) m3 x" y3 E
5 w3 B: A& m+ C! g( M- g0 G女儿同情地说:万一判死刑呢。。。
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4.我的一个小外甥女,有一次接她放学回家,9 S2 A1 {9 X5 I5 N9 _
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我就想逗逗她:小妞妞,想吃饭要背三字经给舅舅听哦,不然没饭吃哦!
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晚上,孩子趴在桌子上写日记:“夜深了,妈妈仍在打MJ,爸爸仍在上网……”
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/ M, O, I7 p9 L2 R+ r# v) G* r就教育孩子说:“日记不能照搬生活,要源于生活,高于生活!”! K+ x6 n; t+ m( b7 |' `# m
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孩子听了,马上修改为:“夜深了,妈妈仍在DB,爸爸仍在网恋…1 v) a& @. N9 V7 ?0 g' E; h$ e
- u8 ?! ^( g; L4 N# y7 b5.两天输掉十多万了,我一天的固定收入才四千,
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当晚我俩见面开房,睡后,躺床上女问我:你是做什么生意的? X) H- N( m4 B) ~- |8 K
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女:扯淡,那怎么每天收入四千?
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我说的是欢乐豆,一天就能领四千豆。' H* K. l' P y0 x
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女:滚她妈犊子,滚…
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