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局里最漂亮的MM有了男朋友，一直暗恋她的小孙看到自己的女神被别人抱在怀中，
- [' }1 q4 i' [心里很不是滋味，一连郁闷了好几天。同事们看他脸色不对，便问他怎么回事，
/ x7 K% O# | z6 H T, w5 u3 `- r% o/ y小孙垂头丧气地说：“唉……局花被别人抱了。, z' A' H1 l3 o1 ^( s
评论：兄弟节哀，这有凡士林你用么
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; G5 L( }; Q! H% }: u" r7 `( r10岁弟弟不好好学习，还和他妈顶嘴，把他妈气坏了。
- n& Y- F$ j1 ~/ ~ `) v: M他爸帮腔说：“这是我媳妇你凭什么惹她生气，等你将来娶媳妇了，我也这么气你媳妇你乐意啊？”
6 `; Q. z: S; K6 ]谁知弟弟上去搂她妈亲一口说：“那我敢亲你媳妇，你将来敢亲我媳妇吗？”
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, I/ v x% C0 C( h9 y3.倒贴
9 p2 F" E4 l2 w8 z过年了，老张看别人家门上都倒贴一个“福”字，寓意“福到了”。
' a' G' ]. A& @) ?8 [9 k" I于是他就写了个“钱”字，也倒着贴上，寓意“钱到了”。7 R% j- W( J) [' P+ \/ E- r7 U
老婆看见以后问：“这是你贴的吗？”, {! U, i# r& V' [
老张得意地说：“是啊，我帖的！”# N/ Q3 r) y* w9 B2 c
话音刚落，只听“啪”一声，一记响亮的耳光抽在老张的脸上，2 t/ t" G2 Y* j
“我让你倒贴钱！我让你倒贴钱！倒贴钱...！”
$ x8 z F) C" k9 o# X& ]6 v评论：天朝语言文化博大精深啊5 x l `& s, i( Q. j1 d
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4.刺激
# S% ?& U# T. T( F7 j9 r今天我走在街上，
/ A# b+ T6 K. ?: j6 @对面过来一老奶奶，当我跟她擦肩而过的时候，她一把就扶住了我的胳膊，慢慢地就往下躺! x4 C& N2 Y& |3 H* z' I) [% {
，我心想完了。
. J4 q) d- @! {% p5 m. {) d0 b4 e$ u过了二十秒，老奶奶自个又站起来了，拍了拍身上的土。% |5 \* c! b! w' N' Q
“孩子，刺不刺激，人生到处是惊喜。”说完就走了。" ^3 u( R* O0 h( ?
尼玛，英雄不问出处！贪玩不分岁数啊！！
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小明昨天熬夜玩了一晚上斗地主，
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小红：“不加倍！” 小刚：“不加倍！”2 Y* j( l9 F+ x+ P5 D7 R
小明顿时来了劲：“抢地主！！！”。。。老师：“滚出去！”
( M4 C, J: r7 K0 ]6 b1 e+ J评论：尼玛应该先抢地主才加倍的
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